Lmfao wtf Christians chill out!
why the fuck were the nurses beating him
i wonder how many ppl actually believe a pill can find it’s way into the uterus and give the fetus demonic abilities
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
Who’s fault is that?
please tell me again how these adorable idiots are ruining the sanctity of marriage cause i’ll i see is a hella lot of cuteness
People asking babies to undertake adult workloads is one of my favourite things
And he’s just looking like, “Fuck out my face. Teletubbies is on, and you blocking the screen.”
PLEASE TELL ME THAT “FUCK OUT MY FACE” IS JUST A REALLY FUCKING HORRIBLE GRAMMAR FLUB
you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..
two fingers yo
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I figure Sherlock’s curls are literally the number one priority in this show.